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Snow Flurries My Butt!
1/2/13 09:16 pmDear Weather Channel:
Snow flurries do not require the roads to be plowed and salted. Snow flurries do not make the mountains disappear in a white cloud. Snow flurries do not make my car fishtail when I go around a corner. Snow flurries do not make the driveway slippery and my already sketchy backing up skills worse. Snow flurries do not get the hem of my pants all wet and black from walking through plowed and sanded parking lots.
Please, do not promise me snow flurries when you mean snow showers. I do know the difference. Maybe I should be doing the weather for you.
No love,
Me
Snow flurries do not require the roads to be plowed and salted. Snow flurries do not make the mountains disappear in a white cloud. Snow flurries do not make my car fishtail when I go around a corner. Snow flurries do not make the driveway slippery and my already sketchy backing up skills worse. Snow flurries do not get the hem of my pants all wet and black from walking through plowed and sanded parking lots.
Please, do not promise me snow flurries when you mean snow showers. I do know the difference. Maybe I should be doing the weather for you.
No love,
Me